1 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:03,890 In here, babe. 2 00:02:06,350 --> 00:02:07,350 Honey. 3 00:02:09,150 --> 00:02:10,150 Something wrong? 4 00:02:11,050 --> 00:02:12,190 No. No. 5 00:02:13,770 --> 00:02:16,330 Well, I guess you two don't need any introductions, do you? 6 00:02:17,450 --> 00:02:18,450 He knows. 7 00:02:19,330 --> 00:02:20,530 Please, Mark, forgive me. 8 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:24,850 I'm sorry. I love you. I really should be going. Sit down. Please, I won't do 9 00:02:24,850 --> 00:02:25,489 it again. 10 00:02:25,490 --> 00:02:28,150 Please. Please forgive me. What do you think, Sam? 11 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,840 Think she'll do it again? Look, it happens. 12 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,480 She's sorry, me too. 13 00:02:32,780 --> 00:02:34,940 Let me go and you'll never hear from me again. 14 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:36,360 You stay a while. 15 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,700 I want you to do something for me. Please, Mark, let him go. 16 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:43,380 Don't, Sam, please. Just get out of here. Just leave us alone. 17 00:02:43,620 --> 00:02:44,620 You cocksucker! 18 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:47,720 You think you can fuck around with other people's wives and split when the going 19 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:48,720 gets rough? 20 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:49,800 What are you going to do? 21 00:02:49,940 --> 00:02:50,940 Look, I'm sorry. 22 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,200 Look, I'm really sorry. 23 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,060 You like my wife, don't you? 24 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:01,820 I think she's a very sweet girl. 25 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:06,380 Actually, I think I'm in love with her. 26 00:03:08,380 --> 00:03:09,380 Very touching. 27 00:03:10,140 --> 00:03:11,220 How about you, my dear? 28 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:12,660 Do you like Sam? 29 00:03:12,740 --> 00:03:14,500 You were always away. He was just someone. 30 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,020 Tell me something, Sam. 31 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,460 You think my wife's a good fuck? 32 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:18,700 Huh? 33 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,600 Cat got your tongue? 34 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,020 Did she give you good head? 35 00:03:23,780 --> 00:03:26,400 I think she gives great head. What's the purpose of this? 36 00:03:26,890 --> 00:03:27,990 Fuck my wife, Sam. 37 00:03:28,230 --> 00:03:32,090 No. You shut up. You're gonna fuck my wife one more time, Sam. 38 00:03:32,470 --> 00:03:34,170 Look, enough is enough. 39 00:03:34,770 --> 00:03:35,770 Sit down! 40 00:03:35,870 --> 00:03:39,130 You fucked my wife behind my back, you're gonna fuck her again now. 41 00:03:39,810 --> 00:03:40,950 Why, Mark, why? 42 00:03:42,970 --> 00:03:44,430 You like being deceitful? 43 00:03:44,770 --> 00:03:46,130 I like being kinky. 44 00:03:46,830 --> 00:03:47,970 This is insane. 45 00:03:49,210 --> 00:03:51,010 You're going on a little cruise, my dear. 46 00:03:51,270 --> 00:03:52,270 Please don't do this. 47 00:03:54,740 --> 00:03:56,760 Well, I'm going out of town for a little while. 48 00:03:57,380 --> 00:04:00,640 Why are you doing this? You just better enjoy this, because this is going to be 49 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,320 the last fuck you get for a while. 50 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,620 I'm going to send you on an all-girls cruise. 51 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,220 How do you like that? 52 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,860 Okay now, cocksucker. You fucker. 53 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:14,400 You better make it a worthy performance or you're dead. 54 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:16,140 Okay, you cocksucker. 55 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:17,620 Licker pussy. 56 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:19,180 You insist. 57 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,820 Okay, get that tongue in there. 58 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:35,300 Licker pussy. 59 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:40,180 Yeah, long strokes. 60 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:47,740 Stick your tongue in there and move it around. 61 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Yeah. 62 00:04:51,460 --> 00:04:53,260 Now you like that, huh? 63 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,580 Spread it so I can see it. 64 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,920 See, it gets pretty hot, huh, Sharon? 65 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:19,540 Fuck her, Sam. 66 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:22,660 Yeah, you better enjoy this, bitch. 67 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,000 You're not going to be getting it for a long time. 68 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:29,840 Fuck her, Sam. 69 00:05:32,140 --> 00:05:33,140 Fuck her harder. 70 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,120 Harder. Come on, you son of a bitch. 71 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:10,610 Yeah, anyway stick it all the way in Hope it hurts yeah fucker hearty you son 72 00:06:10,610 --> 00:06:11,610 of a bitch 73 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,200 Let me see it come in her face. 74 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:49,260 So you like that, huh? 75 00:07:49,980 --> 00:07:50,980 Yeah. 76 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:52,200 Good. 77 00:07:58,940 --> 00:07:59,940 Come on, Sam. 78 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,120 Abuse her. 79 00:08:10,930 --> 00:08:12,590 Come on, let me see you come, you bastard. 80 00:08:30,770 --> 00:08:31,770 There you go. 81 00:08:54,470 --> 00:08:57,750 Now you get the fuck out of my house and don't ever let me see you around here 82 00:08:57,750 --> 00:08:58,750 again. All right. 83 00:08:59,510 --> 00:09:00,850 You come with me, damn it. 84 00:09:01,110 --> 00:09:03,530 Wait, go with me. You'll see. Come on. 85 00:09:04,450 --> 00:09:06,750 Gee, I wonder if I'm getting sunburned. 86 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:10,070 Hi, Mark. 87 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,150 How you doing? Hi, baby. 88 00:09:11,430 --> 00:09:12,430 What took you so long? 89 00:09:12,810 --> 00:09:14,010 This bitch here. 90 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:15,430 Come on. 91 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,640 Do you want to go for a swim later on? 92 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:22,320 Let go of me. 93 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:23,980 Just shut up. 94 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:28,500 Put me down. God damn it. Put me down, you bastard. Shut up, you bitch. You 95 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:29,439 stand still. 96 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,220 Untie me, you goddamn bastard. 97 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:34,280 Fuck around on me. We'll see how much fun it is. 98 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:38,000 Sit there and watch this. 99 00:09:39,340 --> 00:09:43,280 Untie me. God damn it. I'll untie you when I'm good and ready. Shut up and 100 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:44,380 watch. Mark, please. 101 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:47,360 Hi, girl. 102 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:52,300 Sorry it took me so long over there. It's your turn now. 103 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,660 I had to take care of that. 104 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:55,860 Oh, good. 105 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,040 You eat your heart out over there. 106 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:01,420 Yeah, how's it look to you? I hate you. 107 00:10:02,940 --> 00:10:04,200 Isn't this fun to watch? 108 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:12,620 Bastard. Boy, you work fast. 109 00:10:17,740 --> 00:10:19,040 Why don't you get undressed, too? 110 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,620 Damn. 111 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:29,720 Why don't you lay 112 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:30,720 back? 113 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:34,560 All right. 114 00:10:34,820 --> 00:10:36,080 Get to the good stuff. 115 00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:39,640 Ooh, look at that. 116 00:10:42,180 --> 00:10:46,420 What a pretty thing. 117 00:10:48,780 --> 00:10:49,780 It feels so good. 118 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,000 Hope she's watching all of this. 119 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,620 Oh, she is. 120 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:02,060 What 121 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:09,100 a 122 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,100 way to get even. 123 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,060 You want to get involved in this? 124 00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:16,340 Yeah, Mark. 125 00:11:17,180 --> 00:11:21,340 Okay, let me lay down and how about a double hit of blowjob? 126 00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:22,800 Oh, that sounds cute. 127 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:27,560 Oh, 128 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:32,020 that's good, girls. 129 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:39,820 Now, now, let's not get greedy. 130 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,000 There's plenty to go around. 131 00:11:45,550 --> 00:11:51,510 Look at that bitch. I got tied up over there fuck around on me 132 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:53,610 Go 133 00:11:53,610 --> 00:12:04,790 down 134 00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:05,790 on it all the way 135 00:12:15,970 --> 00:12:17,090 It's great. 136 00:12:19,610 --> 00:12:22,050 Who can suck it all the way? 137 00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:28,890 Head away. 138 00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:30,890 Give some to Cindy now. 139 00:12:53,099 --> 00:12:54,099 Love it. 140 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,420 That bitch gets her eye full of this. 141 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:28,900 Oh, Mark. 142 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:32,460 Why don't you come up here and do a little puppy position? 143 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:36,040 You can bring up the rear. 144 00:14:14,990 --> 00:14:15,990 Is she watching? 145 00:14:18,930 --> 00:14:22,850 That's enough for you. 146 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,610 Your turn, Colleen. 147 00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:28,110 Lay down. 148 00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:31,870 At least let me come in and join you. 149 00:15:12,239 --> 00:15:18,280 I loved you. 150 00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:20,600 I love you too, babe. 151 00:15:22,030 --> 00:15:23,430 And now we understand each other. 152 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,630 Have a good time on your cruise. 153 00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:29,310 Because I'm going to have a ball. 154 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:42,590 Are you going to stand there all day or are you going to help us into the car? 155 00:15:42,970 --> 00:15:43,970 Right away, ma'am. 156 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,800 People coming to, I ask myself. 157 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:59,080 People daydreaming, thinking of God knows what instead of getting on with 158 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,860 what they're meant to be doing. Quit it, Aunt Martha. 159 00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:07,360 The princess, oh, and don't drive too fast. Don't pick on everyone. 160 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:11,340 You should learn to have more respect, Laura. Your father wouldn't approve, you 161 00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:12,340 know. 162 00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:15,420 It's a good thing I'm sending you on this cruise. 163 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:17,920 You do appreciate that, Laura, don't you? 164 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,640 You have a chance to do some serious thinking without hindrance from any 165 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,860 persistent young gentleman. 166 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,520 Yes, I'm glad there won't be any men on board. 167 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:29,800 It's a good thing Agnes Middleton told me about this cruise. 168 00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:33,880 Don't worry, Laura, you won't have any problem finding some compatible 169 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:37,460 companionship. The entire ship will be filled with rich young ladies. 170 00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:42,720 I've even heard that many men that have to go away on business are sending their 171 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:43,720 wives on board. 172 00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:46,720 Makes sense to me with all this unashamed adultery going on. 173 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:50,480 Don't think that I don't know what smutty indecency goes on these days. 174 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,340 It's filth, that's what it is. 175 00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:54,470 Filth. Men aren't men anymore. 176 00:16:54,690 --> 00:16:56,870 They don't even look like men with their long, greasy hair. 177 00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:03,290 Agnes Middleton was shopping on Main Street last week when she saw this man. 178 00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:06,829 She thought it was a woman at first. I'm not surprised from what she told me. 179 00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:10,329 Long hair I'm getting used to, but he had painted fingernails and earrings. 180 00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:14,230 Agnes said he was so dirty his smell was making him really ill. 181 00:17:15,270 --> 00:17:17,750 It's a good thing you're getting away from some of that smut, Laura. 182 00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:24,430 Soon you'll be 18, unfortunately. 183 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:28,569 Then you'll most probably do as you please. But right now you do just as 184 00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:30,810 you're told, and believe me, one day you'll thank me. 185 00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:35,370 Driver, how much longer is it now? 186 00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:36,650 I'm nearly there. 187 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:41,630 Brilliant idea, this all-ladies cruise ship. Quite remarkable to have a female 188 00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:46,590 captain. I'm not contradicting myself, Laura. Even emancipated women can retain 189 00:17:46,590 --> 00:17:47,750 their grace and femininity. 190 00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:50,330 I'm all for you being a career girl, you know. 191 00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:52,620 We'll soon be there. 192 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,900 Now, Laura, let's have a look at you. 193 00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:57,300 Laura, what are you doing? 194 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:04,220 Yeah, I know the boat. It's 3,000 bucks per trip. Even the crew's all female. 195 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:06,340 You're wasting your time. It's impossible. 196 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,200 It's fantastic. 197 00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:15,660 Just imagine a boatload of delicious, horny, mouth-watering broads on an ocean 198 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:19,020 cruise for six weeks and not one dude aboard. 199 00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:22,370 Yeah, well, a lot of guys have tried it. We won't even get past the guards. 200 00:18:22,890 --> 00:18:23,890 We won't, huh? 201 00:18:54,870 --> 00:18:56,430 Is that everyone on the list? 202 00:18:57,930 --> 00:18:59,490 Apparently, we have everyone checked off. 203 00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:01,790 Okay, let's inform the captain. We're ready to go. 204 00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:04,850 Okay, Lieutenant, let's put some juice into those engines. 205 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,029 Aye, aye, Captain. 206 00:19:06,030 --> 00:19:07,030 Cast off lines. 207 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:28,539 How should I know? 208 00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:29,760 I thought you said you knew this boat. 209 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:31,600 I said I knew of it. 210 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,220 Somewhere in here there's a dormitory. 211 00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:21,740 Way to go, man. 212 00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:27,340 That was mine. 213 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,760 Oh, man, I love her. 214 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:32,220 Pick your own, man. Just enough to choose from. 215 00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:33,600 You're mine. Thank you. 216 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:44,540 What's your name? 217 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,460 My name? 218 00:21:50,670 --> 00:21:53,350 You're a big girl, aren't ya? Yes, I was born this way. 219 00:22:08,950 --> 00:22:10,930 Eat my pussy now! 220 00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:15,930 Nobody's perfect. 221 00:22:16,370 --> 00:22:17,510 Hey, I got a good idea. 222 00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:19,570 Why don't the three of us, uh... 223 00:22:20,270 --> 00:22:21,270 Go somewhere else. 224 00:22:23,070 --> 00:22:24,850 I'm feeling sexy. 225 00:22:25,790 --> 00:22:28,950 You're getting very, very horny. 226 00:22:29,430 --> 00:22:31,190 I'm getting horny. 227 00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:36,190 Pussy's getting very hot and very wet. 228 00:22:40,390 --> 00:22:43,470 It's getting hotter and wetter. 229 00:22:44,410 --> 00:22:46,010 I'm getting wet. 230 00:22:46,690 --> 00:22:49,330 It's so hot and wet. 231 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:51,560 Horny. 232 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:56,100 Very horny. 233 00:22:57,740 --> 00:22:59,620 Pussy is pulsating. 234 00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:01,440 It needs a cock. 235 00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:05,360 It needs a big, hard cock. 236 00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:08,080 What does your pussy need? 237 00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:12,300 My pussy needs a cock. 238 00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:14,960 I think so, too. 239 00:23:15,900 --> 00:23:18,500 Oh, you're cute. 240 00:23:20,170 --> 00:23:21,350 You're cute, too. 241 00:23:23,210 --> 00:23:25,770 I think he's the best-looking girl around. 242 00:23:27,210 --> 00:23:29,210 Oh, yeah, suck a dick. 243 00:23:29,550 --> 00:23:30,690 That's nice and hard. 244 00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:38,450 Nice big clits. 245 00:23:39,370 --> 00:23:41,050 Nice big cock. 246 00:23:41,310 --> 00:23:42,310 Yeah, 247 00:23:45,850 --> 00:23:47,590 share that hunk of meat. 248 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,180 Alright. 249 00:24:58,549 --> 00:25:00,649 all right 250 00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:32,850 Of course, I'm going to ride you like one god damn it. 251 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:40,290 You want to get sucked in? 252 00:28:47,310 --> 00:28:48,350 hot drink and some wine. 253 00:29:26,250 --> 00:29:29,150 Look at you. Your mascara's a mess and you look like a damn whore. 254 00:29:29,530 --> 00:29:31,470 I wouldn't talk if I were you, sweetie pie. 255 00:29:32,530 --> 00:29:33,530 This is ridiculous. 256 00:29:33,830 --> 00:29:34,870 What are we doing here? 257 00:33:45,130 --> 00:33:46,370 He came straight out of screaming. 258 00:33:46,690 --> 00:33:47,930 That's preposterous. 259 00:33:48,330 --> 00:33:52,370 Lieutenant, have the guards search the deck. I'm going to get to the bottom of 260 00:33:52,370 --> 00:33:53,370 this. 261 00:33:53,870 --> 00:33:54,870 Uh-uh. 262 00:33:55,230 --> 00:33:56,270 No Rose Wells. 263 00:33:57,770 --> 00:33:59,870 That's funny. I wonder who that was then. 264 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:03,730 I don't know, but I'll tell you. There's a couple strange things going on around 265 00:34:03,730 --> 00:34:07,090 here. This morning a couple deckhands said they saw a flying monster. 266 00:34:08,110 --> 00:34:09,130 Flying monster. 267 00:34:10,110 --> 00:34:11,110 I wonder. 268 00:34:23,659 --> 00:34:25,000 I better go check this side. Okay. 269 00:34:29,580 --> 00:34:31,380 How ugly can one get? 270 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,739 Don't be mean. They can't help it. 271 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:35,820 Looking for Cinderella. 272 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,120 What do we do now? 273 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:40,400 Stack natural. 274 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,240 See the movie 10? 275 00:35:03,420 --> 00:35:04,980 Well, there goes a couple of ones. 276 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,320 Oh, hi there, sweetie. 277 00:35:06,660 --> 00:35:07,660 What's your name? 278 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,200 I'm Laura Lloyd Walker. What's yours? 279 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:10,560 Um... 280 00:36:54,060 --> 00:36:57,180 I'm not sure, Captain, but there is a possibility that there's a stowaway 281 00:36:57,180 --> 00:37:00,580 aboard. In that case, Lieutenant, I suggest you find her. 282 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,500 Hey, Roscoe, how about getting some of that fruit medicine now? 283 00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:07,720 Yeah, you bet. 284 00:37:17,180 --> 00:37:18,380 Fuck, it's locked. 285 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:19,760 Shit. 286 00:37:23,690 --> 00:37:24,549 It's a maid. 287 00:37:24,550 --> 00:37:27,470 I don't want to fuck the maid. She's not my type. Fuck the maid. She's got the 288 00:37:27,470 --> 00:37:28,470 key. Come on. 289 00:37:28,690 --> 00:37:29,690 Yeah, okay. 290 00:37:32,890 --> 00:37:33,890 Oh, 291 00:37:34,730 --> 00:37:42,470 hi, 292 00:37:48,170 --> 00:37:50,370 Melanie. Oh, yeah. Well, is it right? 293 00:37:50,790 --> 00:37:53,740 Yes, I just came by to... Throat medicine, you promised me. 294 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000 By the way, what room are you in? 295 00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:57,500 Well, what difference does it make? 296 00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,660 Yes, well... Well, how about it then? 297 00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:01,300 How about what? 298 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:02,760 Are you kidding? 299 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,260 Well, you've got some kind of nerve. 300 00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:10,780 What do you think you're doing? 301 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,000 She says sure of it. 302 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,500 Well? Well. 303 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:31,920 Hey, 304 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:34,740 you've got a great body. 305 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:36,060 You think she has a great body, Ross? 306 00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:37,300 Real nice. 307 00:38:37,580 --> 00:38:39,060 You think you're very clever, don't you? 308 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,580 Hey, you want to eat her pussy first? 309 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:42,700 That's okay. You go ahead. Oh, thanks. 310 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:44,480 Well, I'm not going to fight you. 311 00:38:44,980 --> 00:38:46,580 Hey, I think you should get some head. 312 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:47,800 You think you should get some head, Ross? 313 00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:50,280 Yeah, she owes me some. Yeah, I think she does. 314 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,100 Hey, it's so wet. 315 00:38:55,150 --> 00:39:01,890 what is the mouth oh yeah no i don't have to 316 00:39:01,890 --> 00:39:02,890 join it 317 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,100 I think she wants to get a spot for me ass, don't you think so? 318 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,540 I think she needs to get a spot. Hey, why don't you switch places with her? 319 00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:32,700 You're on. All right. 320 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:35,560 I'm shy. 321 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,500 You don't always get an opportunity like this. 322 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,420 As they say in the major leagues, double play. 323 00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:46,040 Nice tush. 324 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:47,960 She's got a great tush, you know that, Ross? 325 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:49,600 Yeah. 326 00:39:51,220 --> 00:39:52,220 She's a good head. 327 00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:53,900 You hear me complain? 328 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,320 Oh, down they go. 329 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:05,060 A person's job is never done. Oh, right. 330 00:40:05,340 --> 00:40:06,780 I should have pursed her lips. 331 00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:11,720 Yeah, there's some work. 332 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:16,880 I gotta hand it to you. 333 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:20,140 I gotta hand it to her. 334 00:40:21,180 --> 00:40:22,180 Take your hand. 335 00:41:47,070 --> 00:41:48,610 What? Are you crazy? 336 00:41:49,410 --> 00:41:51,290 Fuck her, Roscoe. Fuck her. 337 00:41:51,730 --> 00:41:53,850 Okay, okay, okay, okay. God. 338 00:41:54,670 --> 00:41:58,630 Now let me see. You were making beds when all of a sudden two ugly women 339 00:41:58,630 --> 00:42:01,050 burst in and ripped off your clothes? Yes. 340 00:42:01,350 --> 00:42:06,730 Yes. Oh, you better take the rest of the day off. Lieutenant, will you see 341 00:42:06,730 --> 00:42:07,790 Harriet to her quarters? 342 00:42:08,050 --> 00:42:09,050 I can't. 343 00:42:11,450 --> 00:42:15,830 Trouble. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. This is a small boat. 344 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:20,280 Whoever it is, we'll find them. We better, Lieutenant. We've got far too 345 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,240 much at stake this trip for anything to go wrong. 346 00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:24,360 Far too much at stake. 347 00:42:45,190 --> 00:42:46,190 Banzai. 348 00:42:52,050 --> 00:42:54,290 I'm telling you, that's a guy. 349 00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:57,390 She does look kind of muscular. 350 00:42:58,210 --> 00:42:59,210 She's a he. 351 00:42:59,350 --> 00:43:00,350 I'm Chanel. 352 00:43:00,490 --> 00:43:03,950 What? Do you mean he's one of those transvest whatever? 353 00:43:04,970 --> 00:43:07,650 Transvest my ass. He's a horny mother. 354 00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:09,350 All right, Nancy. 355 00:43:09,550 --> 00:43:10,770 One hundred dollars. 356 00:43:11,310 --> 00:43:13,190 She's a guy. You keep it. 357 00:43:13,530 --> 00:43:16,710 But if she's a she, you don't worry. 358 00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:18,250 She ain't. 359 00:43:22,010 --> 00:43:24,650 Oh, oh, pardon me. It's me. Oh, my mistake. 360 00:43:24,890 --> 00:43:25,890 Oh, would you like to dance? 361 00:43:26,590 --> 00:43:27,590 Fine. Okay. 362 00:43:28,290 --> 00:43:29,590 So what does a bosun do? 363 00:43:30,110 --> 00:43:31,250 I take care of the ducks. 364 00:43:32,090 --> 00:43:34,370 Oh, would you like to go down on the deck with me? 365 00:43:40,810 --> 00:43:42,670 I can't go six weeks without a cock. 366 00:43:43,010 --> 00:43:45,050 Well, I've never been without one. 367 00:43:45,570 --> 00:43:47,970 I've heard rumors there was a man on board. 368 00:43:48,230 --> 00:43:49,230 Really? 369 00:43:49,290 --> 00:43:50,930 Wish you'd pay me a visit. 370 00:45:16,170 --> 00:45:17,170 I'm sorry. 371 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:37,560 share myself anytime. 372 00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:39,120 Take him away. 373 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,200 What the fuck is this? 374 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:18,200 Hi there. 375 00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:21,420 Oh. All right, 376 00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:24,040 all right, all right, all right. 377 00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:28,100 I'll be fair to you girls. Viv, you help me afterwards. 378 00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:29,480 Rescue your friend? 379 00:50:29,620 --> 00:50:31,740 Exactly. You fuck us all? 380 00:50:32,100 --> 00:50:34,980 All of you. It's a deal. All right. 381 00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:14,880 Good. Hot spot there. 382 00:51:15,700 --> 00:51:17,240 I can't wait. 383 00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:19,460 Eternal time. 384 00:51:19,980 --> 00:51:23,720 Why don't you pass it along? 385 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:48,700 I bet that feels good. 386 00:52:15,759 --> 00:52:18,440 That's it. Suck my cock, baby. Suck it. 387 00:52:21,260 --> 00:52:23,480 Let's give somebody a little chance here. 388 00:52:26,860 --> 00:52:30,600 I don't think 389 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:36,500 it'll 390 00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:39,080 reach that far. 391 00:52:41,420 --> 00:52:42,420 But we'll try. 392 00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:43,560 We'll try. 393 00:52:49,930 --> 00:52:50,930 I'm a man of my word. 394 00:52:51,130 --> 00:52:52,270 I promise you're fucking. 395 00:52:52,950 --> 00:52:53,950 I'm going to give you a fucking. 396 00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:28,560 Thank you. 397 00:54:44,270 --> 00:54:45,270 You like that, huh? 398 00:54:45,590 --> 00:54:46,870 Oh, you like it. 399 00:54:47,210 --> 00:54:49,150 Yeah. Give it to her. 400 00:54:50,290 --> 00:54:51,290 Push. 401 00:54:52,430 --> 00:54:57,530 Look good? 402 00:54:58,190 --> 00:54:59,190 Look good? 403 00:54:59,470 --> 00:55:01,150 Oh, I bet you like it. 404 00:55:02,370 --> 00:55:04,070 Now it feels real good. 405 00:55:06,570 --> 00:55:07,570 Hey, 406 00:55:08,410 --> 00:55:09,690 it's my turn. Your turn? Yeah. 407 00:55:46,370 --> 00:55:47,610 I feel so good. 408 00:57:58,860 --> 00:57:59,860 got a special treat 409 00:59:04,330 --> 00:59:08,770 is missing, everyone will think that she's fallen overboard, until of course 410 00:59:08,770 --> 00:59:11,030 they receive the ransom demand from the kidnappers. 411 00:59:11,410 --> 00:59:15,950 Then we'll simply have the patrol officers search Laura's cabin, whereupon 412 00:59:15,950 --> 00:59:19,270 they'll conveniently find Captain Scabbard's calling card. This doesn't 413 00:59:19,270 --> 00:59:22,570 sound too kosher. Captain Scabbard. Seems like I've heard that name 414 00:59:22,570 --> 00:59:23,488 somewhere before. 415 00:59:23,490 --> 00:59:25,310 You have. He's a ruthless white slave trader. 416 00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:46,000 Then we'll have the unfortunate task of radioing the mainland that the most 417 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:50,860 notorious pirate of this century has just kidnapped for ransom one of our 418 00:59:50,860 --> 00:59:51,860 passengers 419 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,000 No. No. 420 01:00:38,620 --> 01:00:39,760 What are you going to do? 421 01:00:46,820 --> 01:00:50,500 Give me no trouble, girl. 422 01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:53,160 Trumpets my name. Now blow it. 423 01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:55,160 What are you going to do? 424 01:00:56,900 --> 01:00:57,960 No, don't. 425 01:00:58,240 --> 01:00:59,240 Don't. 426 01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:23,920 That's it. 427 01:01:24,900 --> 01:01:26,180 Blow that trumpet. 428 01:03:57,360 --> 01:03:58,360 I like some big and strong. 429 01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:00,880 Tiger, my man, she's all yours. 430 01:04:01,180 --> 01:04:05,400 I'm after something a little more dainty. Come here, pussy. 431 01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:09,480 I like some with fire. 432 01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,580 I'm going to get you. Here I go. 433 01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:48,379 having a little fun. 434 01:04:48,380 --> 01:04:50,380 Fun? They just raped half my ship. 435 01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:53,060 Well, you should be grateful they haven't raped the other half. 436 01:04:53,420 --> 01:04:55,500 Now, about my reward. 437 01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:58,420 Reward? Yes, my reward. 438 01:04:59,020 --> 01:05:02,380 Come here, you little tart. Let's scabbard tickle your little hair pie. 439 01:05:02,740 --> 01:05:04,420 Get away from me. Come on now. 440 01:05:04,660 --> 01:05:05,660 No, no. 441 01:05:05,740 --> 01:05:06,780 Sit down here. 442 01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:10,760 One more word and I blow you apart. 443 01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:14,280 Come on, take these things off. Let's scabbard see. 444 01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:15,560 Come on. 445 01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:20,500 Don't waste any time, you little tot. Take it off. I said take it off. No. 446 01:05:20,820 --> 01:05:21,820 Tot. 447 01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:23,700 Oh, what do we hear? 448 01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:27,080 Oh, my goodness. Look at those little nouns. 449 01:05:27,940 --> 01:05:29,460 Oh, yes. 450 01:05:30,020 --> 01:05:34,400 Yes. Get your hands off of me. Oh, you're going to like this, you little 451 01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:35,400 tot. No. 452 01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:42,340 Let the scabbard suck your little jewels. 453 01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:44,320 Come on, take those things off. 454 01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:47,280 Yes, you're going to like that. 455 01:05:50,140 --> 01:05:52,080 Take this off now. Come on. 456 01:05:53,940 --> 01:05:55,080 Scaven will help you. 457 01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:58,360 Yes. 458 01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:03,040 Back up in the chair now. 459 01:06:03,980 --> 01:06:04,980 Come on. 460 01:06:05,380 --> 01:06:06,359 Come on. 461 01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:09,060 Let's scaven see what your little fur pie looks like. 462 01:06:21,230 --> 01:06:22,230 Let's see. 463 01:06:51,150 --> 01:06:53,070 Let's see what a pirate looks like under this. 464 01:06:56,230 --> 01:06:58,950 Turn around, let's scab and fuck you. 465 01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:36,760 Come on, you little wench. 466 01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:38,960 Go deep inside. 467 01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:12,720 And you're mine. 468 01:10:07,230 --> 01:10:08,230 sticks. 469 01:10:10,050 --> 01:10:12,710 Well, are we ready? Let's go get them. 470 01:10:15,890 --> 01:10:17,490 Come on, you louts. Where are you? 471 01:10:18,250 --> 01:10:20,030 Drop it. Beak. Tiger face. 472 01:10:20,730 --> 01:10:22,550 Get in here, you horny bastards. 473 01:10:27,830 --> 01:10:31,610 Well, blow me. 474 01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:41,360 patty cake 475 01:12:09,900 --> 01:12:10,900 So, 476 01:13:44,990 --> 01:13:47,990 God, I'm coming. 477 01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:12,520 Don Perignon, 1962. 478 01:14:16,340 --> 01:14:17,780 How many kids should we have? 479 01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:20,760 At least a dozen. 480 01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:23,160 You know? What? 481 01:14:23,580 --> 01:14:26,400 I was just thinking if my Aunt Martha could see us now. 482 01:14:58,480 --> 01:15:00,240 Oh, baby, I missed you so much. 483 01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:03,060 Can you ever forgive me for being such a bastard? 484 01:15:06,380 --> 01:15:07,580 Sure, honey, I love you. 485 01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:09,360 You had a nice vacation. 486 01:15:09,780 --> 01:15:11,360 Anything exciting happen in the cruise? 487 01:15:11,620 --> 01:15:14,100 Are you kidding? I've never been so bored in all my life. 488 01:15:14,340 --> 01:15:17,260 First of all, the moment I stepped on the boat, I was seasick. I spent the 489 01:15:17,260 --> 01:15:18,460 rest of the time in my cabin. 490 01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:22,640 It was, oh, it was just dullsville. I don't see how anything like that could 491 01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:23,640 be termed exciting. 492 01:15:29,160 --> 01:15:31,700 I have some ship's business to attend to. I'd be more than happy to 493 01:15:31,700 --> 01:15:35,260 accommodate you all a little bit later. Is that all right? Can you just hold on 494 01:15:35,260 --> 01:15:36,260 a little while, please? 495 01:15:36,420 --> 01:15:38,160 Just a little while. I will be back. 496 01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:40,780 Good morning, Lieutenant. 497 01:15:41,260 --> 01:15:42,260 Good morning, Captain. 498 01:15:43,120 --> 01:15:44,800 Shall I set up a new course, Captain? 499 01:15:45,380 --> 01:15:47,060 Yes, you can come straight here.